there is a concinulator in our house

There is a concinulator in our house. A concinulator is a magic bug that makes your house go so far back in time. It's got to be here somewhere. Concinulators usually go into TV buttons. No not in there. . .

I think I got it! No, it's just a piece of fuzz. . .

. . .they bury themselves in peoples skin.
What it says of the directions I didn't read. Look for the concinulator in peoples ear by rubbing and beeping the staticomometer in peoples ear. Every time I try to catch a concinulator, it magics itself away.

There is something good about the concinulator. It feeds on our energy of our doves so our doves won't live much longer, and if it didn't, our whole air conditioner would over boil.

instructions for feeding lightning bugs

If you have one-hundred-and-seven lightning bugs, feed them sixty to eighty pieces of food.

i didn't want you to notice me

I was pretending to be a statue, but it got boring.

your head would be so big

If everybody in the whole world had a different recipe that made you so smart, your head would be so big with all those brains in there.

obikkin, saltapur, and the ornivens

In the worm of alien knowledge there is a bad worm named Obikkin. His name kinda sounds like a thorn because it has a thing that says bikkin in it and bikkin sounds like a thorn. He has a dad named Saltapur, because he has a computer. He opens the computer. When the good guys have dinner or lunch he brings his computer and stuff comes out of the whole that the plug goes into that is for melting the salt of their dinner or lunch. That's because he is bad.

Obikkin's mom is really mean to the vultures. The vultures eat dead ornivens. Ornivens are these big robot animals, like wild rams, that have curly horns and they fight with them.

tumundrus starts with "t"

Tumundrus starts with "T."

It's a French way of robots saying, "A little spooky."

i super alien. i rock. i rule. vs. i'm going to win the battle. no you're not!

I Super Alien. I rock. I rule. I wrap it all over my leg, then I pull out ink puffs, then I pull him right to outerspace jail wrapped the string on himself then burst ink puffs all over the evil tucan named, I'm Going to Win the Battle. No You're Not! capturing him.

He's called I'm Going to Win the Battle. No You're Not! because he always thinks he has enough army to win the battle, but he never does.