Sunday, January 7, 2007

ice skater fighters

Ice skater fighers only live up in outer space where my spaceship is. They fight the ugly skinned drink monster. They have ugly soda and ugly fruit punch dripping from their skin and it makes a big mess. Everyone says, "pee-ew". But the aliens don't say "pee-ew," because they wear maskes. Maskes squirt out of the aliens' noses.

There is a way to hurt him. He is an evil monster. If he's evil to us then we have to be evil back to him.

(mom: Would God want us to be evil to them because they were evil to us?
little green guy: Well, they're imaginary, so we're just pretending.)

That's all the alien news

Tuesday, January 2, 2007

space jumper monkeys

I know a kind of monkeys that help aliens kill invisible people. They're called space jumper monkeys because they have chains that come out of their fingers and they use them to swing from place to place. They are called electrical space chains because they say, "outer space outer space outer space". They reach up into outer space and when they attach, they say,"outer space outer space."

They use deep voices to say, "hoopie! hoopie!" to help the Aliens use deep voices. Aliens think hoopie means bite the whole body of the invisible people.