jungle time

One time there was a deep, dark jungle that had lots of gorillas and elephants and tigers at it, but then the jungle went back in time and went past time for years and years and then saber tooth tigers and woolly mammoths and dinosaurs were there. And then another jungle went front in time that wasn't the jungle that went back in time with dinosaurs and woolly mammoths and saber tooth tigers, and the sloths lived in that other jungle and the tigers and the bears and gorillas. The End.

pooh

It wouldn't be a good show to watch if it was called poop.

the story of emples sewer and jabuka, the battle of empsins

The story of Emples Sewer and Jabuka is when they try to win the Battle of Empsins. Do you want to here what happens in the Battle of Empsins? Do you think Emples Sewer and Jabuka are gonna win? What Emples Sewer and Jabuka did, they told every one, they told all the good guys that the Battle of Empsins was coming up. So, they gathered in a big group and had a camp, and the next morning they fighted and fighted and did practices and did practices and did pratices until the bad guys got there. But the bad guys could hear them fighting so they just ran away back where they were coming. But then, the bad guys came back and then they had a battle and Emples Sewer and Jabuka win and they got a battle trophy with spears and swords and clubs on it and axes. The End.

another wild boar game

Let's play another wild boar game. It's called "Person running away from a tusky wild boar."

theme song for a wild boar fight

"The mighty tusk of the wild boar bangs from tusk to tusk!"

made by accident

Crows and ravens are mean birds . . . crows are worse than ravens . . . crows make a mean sound: ahh - ahh - aawhk!!!

Maybe crows and ravens are birds God made by accident.

there is a concinulator in our house

There is a concinulator in our house. A concinulator is a magic bug that makes your house go so far back in time. It's got to be here somewhere. Concinulators usually go into TV buttons. No not in there. . .

I think I got it! No, it's just a piece of fuzz. . .

. . .they bury themselves in peoples skin.
What it says of the directions I didn't read. Look for the concinulator in peoples ear by rubbing and beeping the staticomometer in peoples ear. Every time I try to catch a concinulator, it magics itself away.

There is something good about the concinulator. It feeds on our energy of our doves so our doves won't live much longer, and if it didn't, our whole air conditioner would over boil.